weavemunchers:

Text Flirting Tip: Don’t reply immediately. Play it cool, wait for a minute, then eventually forget to reply and ruin everything

quentintortellini:

pen pals with benefits

colornbian:

How do you become someone who puts stickers on fruit because I think I could do that

howtolivefatandhappy:

If you’re posting a bunch of stuff about how Ebola is threatening cocoa trees (and ultimately chocolate production) but have nothing to say about the 4493 deaths it’s caused, you can go ahead and exit stage left. We have nothing in common.

andysambergg:

i have so much homework

what movie should i watch

(Source: samberglar)

blackdenimjeans:

I haven’t posted a selfie in a while but I still am very cute just to keep you updated