joydick:

you mean to tell me that some people gain followers when they post a selfie?

ribbu:

there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

greydelisle:

I thought Pitbull’s first name was “Featuring”.

vuls:

prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead 

deodrant:

i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato

(Source: rnerrychristmas)