peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

legalmexican:

science side of Tumblr explain why the ride home always takes less time 

skypestripper:

when u in class and porn pops up on ya dash

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